Tired of trying and trying to get girls to notice you? Had enough rejection? Well, stand back, losers, and get ready to change your life. Just pop on one of these awesome Pacman Belt Buckles and wait for the pussy to come to you.
Okay, all kidding aside, this thing would kill your chances of getting laid more than ass-sweat cologne. Lucky me, I’m married, and my wife’s stuck with me. So I’m getting one of these bad boys a.s.a.p.
Ah! Something to wear the rest of the year, rather than the cheesey Xmas “Mistletoe” belt buckle!