Jar-Jar? What are you doing? Oh no…
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Oh yeah, you better not click the link unless you’re prepared to see some xxx Jar-Jar craziness.
Consider yourself warned.

Scariest Halloween costumes, such as the Flordia Electronic voting machine and Lyndie England (above).
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This site is a place for people to submit the stupid and funny things they used to believe when they were kids. When I was a kid, I used to think that my belly button would bulge out into a giant tumor if I played with it. My brother used to think that women could […]

My sad attempt…
You know him, you love him, you photoshop him.
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Nader, no longer content to be a well-meaning but misguided candidate, goes bat-shit crazy and debates action figures.
But in his defense, he - aw, fuck it. How do you defend this loon?
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I hope there comes a day in my life where the worst loss of life on american soil isn’t fodder for political campaigns. I hope there comes a day when millions of americans don’t celebrate the deaths of thousands upon thousands of innocents because they are from the same arid countries as some evil men. […]

It’s not often I cry evil. Most often I can sincerely disagree with and dislike someone without calling them evil. But if this flyer sent to black voters in Milwaukee, ostensibly from the Milwaukee Black Voters League, isn’t evil, then I guess it doesn’t exist.
Evil!

You think you know from carving pumpkins? Brother, you don’t know shit.
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Ahhh, Halloween. Just the time to make your own evil clown. I call this one Krumpy.
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It has been said that the word is still out on whether or not the 350+ tons of explosives from Al QaQaa in Iraq went missing before or after U.S. occupation. However, a news 5 crew that went to Iraq after occupation seems to think their video footage of bunker after bunker of explosives […]

A gal with too much time on her hands, gender issues, and lots of fake hair can do anything if she sets her mind to it…..
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I’m sitting in a high school gymnasium, doing my part in a large flu clinic. Not just a flu clinic, mind you, but a flu clinic designed to simulate a smallpox clinic. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be here. It is very similar, though on a larger scale, to a clinic I participated in about a month […]

Oh man. This site is like walking into a room full of naked chicks, and the chicks look at you and say, what’s up, stud? And then the chicks turn into awesome remakes of classic games, like Super Mario Bros. And then you fill your pants.
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It’s good to see someone has finally motivated the Goths to act. Not the Visigoths, mind you. They acted out quite a bit. Just your garden variety Goths. It’s good to see them getting behind something. Inspiring, in a way.
Ok, I know it’s a joke. I just want so badly to believe in the Goths… […]

The perfect gift for the woman who wants to attract a man with her stylish ring, and then beat him to death with it for looking at her funny. In case the picture doesn’t make it clear, that’s a ring that turns into brass knuckles. (Well, not brass, but you get the idea)
Ouch.

This just in: Doom 3 will be released for X-box in March of 2005. I’d link to the news story, but really, that’s all it said. So there. Just thought you should know. I might have some time for it between games of KOTOR II, Jade Empire, and Halo 2. Then again, I might […]

Here’s a fun game. You would be well advised that, if you aren’t at a computer with a number keypad, you shouldn’t even try to play.
You’ll see why

What more can I say?
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Michael Powell, chariman of the FCC was doing a radio interview when Howard Stern called up to debate him.
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Here are several resources to download it. Both straight up download and bit torrent. And don’t worry about the legalities of it, because it’s straight up legal! And just for good measure, let me say straight up again.
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