Interesting little piece on taking control of your life back from yourself.
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Fun little game where all you have to do is count the stars as they flash in front of you. Starts easy, gets deceptively hard.
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Since we have the homeless situation in America completely solved and cancer has been cured, we can now turn our attention to the truly important scientific endeavors, such as helping homeless crabs.
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There won’t be any updates for the next 6 days, since I’m off to my in-laws in Maryland for a mini-vacation. And my in-laws don’t have high-speed internet access. Which makes posting an impossibility. Worse than that, it means no Halo 2 on Xbox live….
See you in a week.
If I make it…..

Interesting idea for non-violent protest of the inauguration.
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WTF?
In case Target has wised up to their typo, prank, or whatever it was..here is my screen cap of the link.

You know he’s changed, you know he looks more like a woman than a man, but when you watch this video of Michael Jackson morphing throughout the years, it all hits home.
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Some of the funniest comic strips I have read in a long, long time. Basically, since Bill Waterston went into seclusion and stopped doing Calvin and Hobbes
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If you were looking for a guidebook that teaches you how to have sex, written in Japan in the 60s, here it is.
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This gallery made me chuckle. It will also make my brother feel all tingly in the johnson.
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Usually, I avoid the conspiracy theorists, even when they’re saying things I want to hear. Such as the many, many reports of voter fraud in the recent presidential election. But it would be hard for anyone to call UC Berkeley’s Quantitative Methods Research Team a bunch of conspiracy theorists.
Excerpt: Today the University of California’s […]

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But she is worth a look.
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I am a masturbating dragon who loves to poke toilets.
What are you? Find out here.
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Good article about whiny Reality TV stars always blaming the editors for making them look bad.
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Click on “See the Tv Ad.” You’ll be happy you did.
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See for yourself
Via J-Walk

Farkers photoshop an angry Condi Rice.
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Damn…this is cool.
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Feel like wearing a nutsack pendant or scrotum earrings? Of course you don’t.
But some crazy bitches go for that type of thing, apparently..