Archive for December, 2004

Holy Aurora Borealis, Batman

If I ever saw Northern Lights that looked this cool, I’d just have to shit myself. Not because I want to shit myself. Even though I do.
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DOOM FUNNEL

As shockwave games (involving trying to get balls of duct tape into a black hole while avoiding the gravitational pull of planets) go, this one is pretty good.
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Child’s Play Part II

This both made me feel old and laugh so hard I pissed myself at the same time.
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Lemmings really aren’t that depressed after all.

Well, it looks like Disney more or less lied to all of us. This lie, over 40 years old now, is commonly believed to be true by most of the free world. It turns out that lemmings don’t run off cliffs and commit suicide every year. Which, when you think about it, makes a lot […]

Aw shit….

Well, it looks like the message I left stating I’d be away for 6 days never posted. So…here I am, 6 days later. In case you think I decided to stop doing the site or something. But you’ll have to wait one more day, because I’m catching up on everything.
See ya Thursday morning….
Monkeypup

Atrocity of the year

Other than the words I’ve just written, there are no words to describe this.
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I.W.G. Toys

Just some cool-ass toys.
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The Gonnorhea is so cute and cuddly

Many thanks to Tres for sending me this link of nasty diseases and microbes turned into plush toys.
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Take that, stupid beavers!

Gallery of some of the best chainsaw art I’ve seen. Much better than that chainsaw haircut I gave my brother. Man, did that turn out poorly.
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Rudolph is a sham. A sham, I tell you!

On Friday, Julie and I watched the fantastic 1964 “Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer”, second only to “Emmet Otter’s Jugband Christmas” for holiday fare, and I got to thinking. “Self,” I thought, “What are the origins of Rudolph?” I did some research, and found to my dismay that there is no mention of Rudolph […]

Ooooh, I want to be the guy in the blood pressure cuff!

George Romero has just made a deal to create video games based on his movies. I, for one, am excited.
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Beware the evil criminal mastermind: Tape-Man

Man attempting to use duct-tape to commit a crime suffers from an uncomfortable case of irony.
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Make-a-Flake

What can I say? I love Christmas. How better to celebrate the birthday of Santa Claus then to make your own snowflakes?
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Subservient Stickman: Update

Jesse submitted a command of his own for the Stickman: “Set on Fire”.
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Big Daddy?

If you weren’t convinced that evolution was a sham by the “Banana Argument,” then this poorly drawn and misguided comic should do the trick.
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Yahoo Video Search

Yahoo now rolls out their Beta version of their Video Search tool. And if you think this is being used for anything other than Porn, I know a short bus with your name on it. Make sure to change the preferences to remove the safety filter….
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Example of this in action for my good friends:
Jason
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Labyrinthos

If you are at all interested in Labyrinths, Hedge Mazes and other such things, click here.

Naughty or Nice? Maybe a little of Both

X-ray glasses+Scantily Clad woman=More scantily clad woman
Enjoy

It’s hard to profit from a stolen tape, isn’t it?

It seems Jenna Lewis, known for being nasty on Survivor (and nastier on a certain video I’ve watched), really did know about the “stolen” x-rated tape she made with her new husband. To the tune of $70,000.
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Having an Immunity Idol means no AIDS, baby!

Jeff Probst, host of the recent (worst) season of Survivor, is nailing recent (hot) contestant Julie.
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