Archive for January, 2005
Funny classified ads.
not at all real, of course
Everyone’s favorite evil bitch gets taken to task…
Not safe for those who wish to avoid pictures of Ann Coulter
Hey, baby, what’s goin’ on? Like this belt buckle? I bet you do. Why don’t you get over here and see what Dan’s got under the hood.
After watching this, I feel a little inadequate…
Scientists have discovered that Monkeys will pay (by giving up their food) to view pictures of female monkey’s asses….
This story is both cool and disturbing. I love the idea that monkeys are sick fucks like me. Thinking of scientists peddling female monkey porn is….wrong.
NSFZ (Not safe for Zoo)
Damn….I was thinking last night how much I need some way to record the cool, unexpected, moments that happen during Halo 2. Check out this GTA video.
If you’re viewing the video in Firefox, you might need to right click and view full screen (I did)
Here’s a big ol’ gallery of puppy pictures for those of you who are either related to me, women, or gay. As to why there are pics of me, and none of Monkeypaloo, well…she has an issue with the FBI that hasn’t been cleared up and will not give consent for pics featuring her to […]
Ever think that your condom is too small or too big? Here’s the answer to your prayers. My brother Leif has been using the finger of an x-small rubber glove that he cut off, so this gives him a better option for his extremely small piece. Sorry ladies, he’s taken.
This new Golf commercial is sweet. That would be the VW Golf, not the game that Jason will never play.
What more do you need? Click this shit!
My first attempt at a zombie webcomic……
Finally, someone even more of a dork than me. Lisa McBrayer, wherever you are, run. Run fast.
Whether or not this is true, I will never think of Ducks, Butter, Michael Jackson or semen the same way again.
Transcript of a guy giving a Marine recruiter “the business.”
Excerpt: Marine Guy: Have you thought about joining up with the Marines?
Me: Yeah, I’ve thought about it. The answer always turns up “no”, however.
Marine Guy: Oh, why is that?
Me: Well, mainly, I don’t see a particularly good reason to kill other people.
Marine Guy: *laughs* Well, we […]
No idea what the title of this site means. If I remember my high school french correctly, then it means “Embryos in Top Hats.” Of course, I might be wrong. It was over 13 years ago, after all.
This site has almost every Nintendo and Sega game playable via java. Including one of my favorites, Bionic Commando. I can’t wait to waste some hours here.
This geography game is pretty fun. Even though it’s trying to teach me something….
My score? Average error overall 63 miles. But a lot of that is from me getting Missouri 983 miles off course. Who the fuck knows where Missouri is? Not me….
The awesome (still) first Prince of Persia game is now available to play on the web.
The Human beat box vs. the Orchestra.
Right click and save as
If you remember the Calvin and Hobbes strips as fondly as I do, this real-life version of tortured snowmen will make you smile. Scroll down once you get there to see all of the goodness.