Doom 3 comes out on Xbox on Monday….I want it so bad my nards hurt.
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Ahhh, Hilary Clinton. Alienating me (ostensibly your core voter) before you even run for president….
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Early day today, so I can’t really post this morning. Here’s a pic of the winner of the beard and moustache contest that my wife thinks looks a lot like Bono in disguise. After seeing it, I’m inclined to agree.

Enjoy this festival for the eyes and wang, my friends. And just because I love my brother, I threw up an Asian gallery.
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Man, I wish someone had told me about the Lebowski fest sooner. Maybe I can make the one in KY this summer….
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Where do you hide your plunger? Do you worry about it so much that you need to buy a product to specifically conceal it?
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Here’s a new trailer for the Fantastic Four that makes me even more eager to see it. Unfortunately, it’s damn small.
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It’s rare that I post something related to my work. After all, most Bioterrorism-related news items are either too technical, too boring or too scary to be entertaining. But smelling the breath of pigs to determine exposure to BT agents? Right up my alley.
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This is an awesome account of a man sabotaging a college student who asked him to write a paper for her.
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I’m sure the man behind this blog is going to hell, but I guess I’m joining him for linking to his site.
Terri Schiavo’s Blog

When robbing a bank, avoid the following
*Robbing a bank at which you are a regular customer
*Hiring a limo to escort you to the airport
*Taking pictures of yourself with the money in “gangsta” poses
*Sending $11K to your home in the mail
Ahhh, crime may or may not pay, but it does seem to attract the world’s feeble-minded.
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You’d think it would be pretty laid back at the World Beard and Moustache competition, but you’d be wrong. Hours of preening and waxing. Making sure your fancy pants are ironed. Polishing your helmet. Too much stress for me, man.
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Did Jesus have a brother? If so, he would probably have had the worst case of sibling envy ever. I mean it’s hard enough to lose a game of Halo 2 to your brother. Can you imagine if your brother was the son of God and became (arguably) the greatest figure in history? No amount […]

Ever have trouble coming up with a pet name for your significant other? Not me. But if you do, this place will help you generate one based on their actual name. According to the generator, my pet name is Farty Crotch and my wife’s is Gerbil Nuts. Not bad….
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I’ve been using a music service called All of Mp3 to download music lately. This article nails the main demographic of this service (including me) as those “caught between their greed and a guilt complex.”
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Dog Condoms are designed to provide “Canine birth control for a more humane world.” If only these existed a few years ago, when I had to take my mother-in-law’s dog in to have him neutered. He never again trusted me after that car ride….
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Caption time again, folks!

Thanks to the newest member of The Ride, Monkeyfish, for pointing me to this clip, now being hosted on my server. It just gets funnier every time I watch it.
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Much thanks for you waiting for this is web pertaining of farts of the girls! Super luck for sexy girls, making to the farts for yourself as pleasure. Many many girls with the sexy and farting you have here. There had better be no need for the downloading in Japanese characters in […]

Monkeyfish here with a gameshow to end… er, finish off… all gameshows. Most are aware that the Japanese have some bizarre etiquette when it comes to television, and in particular, gameshows. So check this out. And arm yourself with some Windex for your screen. You’re gonna need it, yo.
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