Two rival Thai monk gangs fought it out street fight style. As if that isn’t awesome enough, one of the monks names is Boonlert Boonpan . Loves it.

No, you perverts, I’m not talking about the classic adult film, I’m talking about the man who broke the Watergate scandal open. Okay, this isn’t as newsworthy as it would have been 25 years ago, but still….
It’s more newsworthy than most of what’s covered on the networks these days…

Hey Monkeyhead ? Remember that time you got drunk at my bachelor party and played with the fake cocks? No? Not surprising. But I do. And there are plenty more where this came from….

Want to have fun on a Saturday night? Try constructing your own light sabers and fencing with your friend. But be careful. You don’t want one to explode in your face…

Much love to Monkeypaloo for pointing me to this movie, featuring a girl accidentally farting on air. Funniest video I have seen in god knows how long. Enjoy…
Right Click And Save As

I’m not going to get into my feelings on the Death Penalty now, but let me just say that an unwillingness to let a guy live two more months before his execution, for the sole purpose of donating part of his liver to his dying sister is fucking insane. And we’ll leave it at that..

Here’s a cool little game that’s like Free Cell, but with colored blocks replacing the cards. Easy to learn and pretty addictive.

So, apparently, I’ve gotten a lot of search engine hits from the following phrases in my posts:
Duck butter
Corey Clarkson
Girls Farting
This is scary to me. Very scary. But I guess it tells me how to get traffic in this day and age, no?

Whether or not you play Halo 2, you’ll enjoy this video. Do the ol’ Right Click and Save as, my friends….

Ahhh, the golden age of comics. Always good for a larf.

Kids will be kids, even when they’re monkeys….

There are awful comic book characters, and there are awful comic book characters…

These Japanese soldiers deserted the army in WW II and spent the next 60ish years wandering the jungles of the Phillippines.

The best thing to happen to ipods since…I don’t know, something else….
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Is it wrong that this monitor gets me hard? It’s not? Whew.

The good news is your cock is as hard as a steel girder. The bad news is you’re blind.

It’s a story as old as time. Woodpecker vs. Reflected Woodpecker.

Want some advice? Sure you do. Well, here it is. Don’t threaten to kill the president in your yearbook quote. Consider yourself advised.

I’ve always thought it was rather odd, the relationship between Batman and Robin. I mean, really, dressing up in tight clothing and wrestling sparring is a little suspicious, don’t ya think? Well, if you ever wanted to see your disgusting suspicions come to life in watercolor, you can go here.

Interested in a diamond-encrusted dildo? How about a shiny gold cock ring? Well, if you have money to burn, and a friend to share them with, this might be the place for you.

“Our cock rings come presented in a beautiful teak case that has been aged for over 2 years. The case is highly polished […]