Archive for June, 2005
Pretty sweet little game, this one. Basically, ya swing a light-saber at a bunch of shit.
My boss and I have just come off of, more or less, a straight month of being on the road, whether it be at Emergency Preparedness conferences, disaster exercises, mandatory State meetings or trainings, culminating in our own Disaster Preparedness conference today. Maybe I’m biased, but ours was only about 2,000 times better than any […]
With Sony launching the PS3 after the XBox 360 and charging $100 more AND losing a $100/per console sold, it’s sounds like the riskiest console launch since the jaguar. Would you spend $400 for a PS3? I won’t.
This dude was caught peering up at a teenage girl from underneath an outhouse toilet.
If you care at all, you can go here and vote for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian. Unfortunately, everyone on the list is a celebrity so I guess Monkeypup is shit outta luck. Is it wrong that I was thinking of how much I want a Pit Beef sandwich while viewing their site?
Interesting article about the 16 days that Katie Holmes disappeared off the radar and what happened when she reappeared.
The headline speaks for itself. The rest is just details. Click for them details.
Say it ain’t so, but as bad as the song “Achy, Breaky Heart” is in its original state, our friend, William Hung, will be doing a cover of it.
As bad as this is, the pain is compounded by the fact that both William Hung (who must of not recieved his “15 minutes of Fame” Certificate […]
If it wasn’t for crazies, what would I do? Basically, I’d bore the shit out of everyone, talking about wordpress and other tech stuff most of you don’t care about. But, thankfully, crazies are ever in abundance…
The writers certainly themselves believed hell to be real and geographically ‘beneath’ the earth’s surface. . .
To say this […]
Well, we all remember and love Ana Alaya, she of the finger-chili saga. Well, apparently, her beat-down in the media didn’t stop this gal from suing Applebee’s for a finger in her salad. A YEAR AGO!
People are stupid.
Conversation between Tom Cruise and Oprah Winfrey from his follow-up interview taped yesterday.
Tom: Scientology can offer you many things that…other religions…can not.
Oprah: But I can’t turn to Scientology. Scientology turned my father into a murderer.
Tom: But together, with your father and me, we can use scientology to rule the universe.
Tom: Then….you shall die.
Well in light of Peter Jackson posts (Thanks Monkeypup for the post on the King Kong Trailer)…
It seems good ole Peter is suing New Line Cinema for shorting him a $100 million dollars or so. Can read more about it here.
A group of scientists, funded by a secret entity (it is rumored that the cash comes in envelopes marked only with a monkey wearing a wizard cap), have developed zombie dogs!
If you are interested in reading more, you can here!
A little flash movie of cartoon bunnies doing scenes from the movie Alien.
I know what you’re thinking. Why am I going to watch some movie by a no-talent hack like Peter Jackson about a giant ape? Seriously, if you’re thinking that (and if you’re anyone but my wonderful sister, lilmonkey), leave this site and never come back.
The King Kong trailer kicks major ass. So much ass that […]
So this might just be a collection of post-its that a man’s co-worker put on his computer monitor, but it’s a fucking sweet collection.
Well, I already knew that the pitiful library in my town blew (they charge you to check out books on the best-seller list!), but after reading this article, I found it was much worse than I thought. The fact that there are libraries out there that have added video games to their shelves when my […]
If you haven’t been quite convinced that something is a little wrong with our boy Tom, this interview (with video) might change your mind. Especially if you believe in Psychology, Psychiatry, or any drugs that work on your brain.
But what happens, the antidepressant, all it does is mask the problem. There’s ways, [with] […]
According to this article, isolated and in-bred communities like the Amish lead to creepy fucking gene pools. What? In-breeding leads to genetic issues? I wish someone could have told me that before I married my sister and her daughter..