Archive for July, 2005
Now this is art. Clean, colorful and fun. Michael Fleming knows his stuff. Whether it’s robots, superheroes or Charlie Bucket, his paintings will make you smile, while you curse him for being able to draw so much better than you.
I’ve been doing the math. I’ve had the scientists stop working on their environmentally sound tube technology to double-check the numbers. I even had Krumholtz working on this. Unfortunately, the results are as suprising as they are disturbing: 99% of all music on the radio is shit.
I know, I know. It shocked me too.
Brandon Reese, the amazing artist responsible for the monkey on trike image above, was the recipient of a little hate mail recently. Apparently, you don’t mess with Sponge-bob if you want to be friends with some guy named Daniel. What surprises me the most is how Brandon, the nicest guy on the internet, can get […]
Fucking airports. Always misplacing luggage. Searching people’s shoes. Tossing bags of cocaine in the lost and found.
Wario Ware is one of the most interesting, fun and addictive games I’ve ever played on any version of the gameboy. This game reminds me of one of the mini-games from WW. Try to keep the little evil dude from eating your pointer. Good times.
Well, since I was talking about alcohol the other day, this article seemed appropriate for posting. Not to mention, you don’t usually see a drunk-driving story involving a train. To be fair, it’s not the poor driver’s fault. You try driving a train for 20 years in Vietnam and see if you don’t want a […]
I get pissed off enough playing video games against people who are a lot better than me. I don’t know how I would feel playing a dude who is not only better than me, but better than me after never even seeing the game. This kid does it.
Good for you…show off.
Luckily, I’ve never been put in a position where I’ve had to decide what to do with one of my amputated limbs. In other words, I’ve never had a limb amputated. But if I did, I guess I’d let the docs throw it away. Unless it was my nut. I’d probably bronze it and wear […]
In the words of my dear departed friend, Mitch Hedberg*, “Alcoholism is the only disease that people yell at you for having.” This is inestimably true. People will curse you for your drinking problem. They’ll tell you that you’re destroying your life. They might even stage an “intervention.” Well, they can intervent my ass. When’s […]
It’s been a while since I’ve posted an article from The Onion. Not because their quality has been declining. Because I just now realized I had lost the link in my favorites. My bad. Oh well, here’s an excellent photo-montage of video-game hilarity.
Thanks to Joystiq !
How stupid can people be? Wait, don’t answer. It’s what we non-stupid folks call a rhetorical question. But seriously, if it wasn’t for stupid people, I’d certainly have a lot less to blog about. So thanks, America’s ever-more-murky gene pool. Thanks for the memories. Thanks for stories about people so stupid that they think scheduling […]
You know what I hate? When some fucker steals my weed.
Sure, sure, I know. It’s a crime to even have weed. But it’s a bigger crime to steal my weed!And is it wrong for me to think the police should do something about it?
So, Ron Jeremy, star of such films as “Sodomania 42: The Juice Is Loose,” “Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio 2″ and “Madame Hiney: The Beverly Hills Butt Broker,” is gearing up to star in his very own reality show. Clearly, this will be on PAX or TBN.
If you like classic b-movies, and are at all fond of Rocky Horror Picture show (itself an homage to such films), you should enjoy this video and written retrospective. I sure did.
For all of you techies that love to customize your browser, desktop, hairdryer, etc. You may be happy to know that Yahoo has recently purchased Konfabulator!
And, in the world of browser wars, where companies like Yahoo! and Google offer (almost) everything for free, this is too.
I pointed out Konfabulator! to Monkeypup a while back. […]
Kevin Federline no longer in the running for ‘Dad of the Year’ after missing his son’s birthday. Better luck next year Kevin, maybe your upcoming child will be worthy of a little bit of attention.
Ahh, where was this lady when I was growing up? Lord knows I had a crush on a few mothers growing up. Heck, let’s be honest, fellas, we all did. The allure of a hot older woman is especially enticing when you’re hitting puberty full-on. Here’s a woman who knows about sex. One who knows […]
Something Awful recently hosted this kickass photoshop contest wherein the premise was to take history and make it infinitely more interesting with the addition of cool shit like lasers, superheroes, mutants, robots, etc. One of my favorite photoshop contests in a long time.
Sasquatch could be real. He could be a product of the booze soaked minds of hillbillies. Until I read this article, I thought I had no hope of ever knowing the truth. But it seems that scientists can spare time from not finding the cure to cancer to give us a definitive answer. Maybe.