This show walks a fine line between kick-ass music and infomercial. But is it my fault I’m proud of the New Insomnia Radio Network and wanted to chat it up? If you’re reading this, the Network in question has just been launched. Oh, yeah! All my hours and hours of work and ignoring my site […]

Need I say more?
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Come on ladies, don’t even think of buying one of these:

No matter how much you love them they are still dogs/cats, not babies. If you want something that you can push around in a stroller… have a fucking kid!

This guy decided to be Lion-O for Halloween so he dressed up in a blue leotard, put on an orange wig, painted his face and decided it would be fun to jump in front of oncoming traffic and gyrate.
I don’t remember Lion-O doing that but whatever.

This guys apparently has got plenty of them……

Yo! Here’s some fancy sounds for your ear-holes!
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Stripper shortage
So Sleepy
Get ready for Sexy Time!
And more of the Sexy Time!
For the Love of God, Stop Driving!
Jerky McPopaNut’s: Now Serving Coffee
Starr’ll Do it!
Have a seat, sexy
Was Beverly Hills Worth it?
George Takei is Gay

There’s been a lot of talk around here lately about manslaughter with regards to people accidentally hitting people with their cars. Now we have a case of a bar owners who will be serving almost four years in jail because a patron in his bar was served a drink called the “Stoplight Challenge” that caused […]

Apparently, my favorite little baldie has gotten her current boyfriend’s initials tattooed somewhere on her body. She’s not saying where, but she claims it’s an area only seen by him. Can’t she learn her lessons vicariously through Angelina Jolie like the rest of us?
Silly little bitch. Not to mention, who the hell gets the initials […]

Somebody put a flaming shit bomb on the doorstep of a family’s mobile home. The family was sleeping, but they woke up just in time to watch their house become engulfed in flames with no way for them to get out. Fortunately, they were able to call for help and everyone survived, but this could […]

But apparantly 67 women can beat a bad man to death…

I’ll bet her husband had to go spelunking in her ever-enlarging vag to accomplish this…

How F-ing stupid would you have to be to do some shit like this?

Unlike the unruly bastards that gaffled Harry Potter’s car…
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I have to admit that I skipped over this story on several different sites because…well, I just don’t give a shit about people wanting to buy famous people’s old crap.
But then I saw this:

They put the old pope’s Escort on a cloud of cotton!
It’s what God would want.

This would have to be one of the least sensitive headlines I’ve seen in a long time.
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Okay, so there’s no link to any article or news item of interest in this post. I just want to know how long I’ve been out of the loop… now granted, I don’t watch a lot of TV, and when I do, it’s usually the Soprano’s (mostly because my building has a poor selection […]

Maybe it’s because it is easier to stop eating all together than to risk being photographed like this:

But if you can’t get enough of watching celebrities shove food in their mouths, or if you just want proof that certain celebrities eat…go here and knock yourself out.
My personal favorite is the celebratory corn dance as displayed […]

Target is going to start selling a home video arcade machine featuring 12 games from Midway. When I saw this I was psyched as I would like nothing more than to have a room filled with some of my favorite old-school arcade machines. Unfortunately I’m not really into any of the games that are going […]

This poor bastard dropped a butter knife and it sliced off his second toe!!! Yeowch. As if that wasn’t bad enough, when he went off to get a bandage, his cat took off with his toe.

Apparently if I were to move to Canada, I might be faced with a lack of lap dancing lovelies to enjoy due to a stripper shortage. The good news is that if you are a stripper and you want to move to Canada, you can get a quick visa due to the unfortunate domestic ‘labour […]