Once again, I’ve got to say, scientists should all ban together and cure cancer. But, if they can’t do that, they can make colored bubbles, no?
Despite my cynical intro, this article is a pretty interesting read

A nice re-enactment of the Tom Cruise / Matt Lauer debacle from the Today show, using alien and text-to-speech generators. Yeah. As weird as it sounds.

Server transition was a major pain in my fat, white ass, but it looks like I managed to pull it off with no data loss.
And now I gots me 3.5 times more storage and 5 times more Bandwidth!!
Now let’s rock!

Yo. ‘Pup here. The site will be switching servers, which will allow me to handle the massive amount of bandwidth increase we’ve been experiencing here at MP industries. So, the site will be down for a bit over the next day or so. And it will take some time to get everything back where it […]

No one can do unintentionally funny like the Japanese, but occasionally the Germans take a stab at it.
Like in this Children’s Sex book

Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. Now give some fucking thanks for Rock and Roll! Put down the turkey, turn off the game, and strap in. It’s gonna be one hell of a ride.
This one’s for you, Stinger!
Direct download
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Da Bands:
Ballista: New Beginnings
Supersuckers!: Gato Negro
Damone: Out Here all Night
Soviettes: Multiply and Divide
Phathom: A New Escape
Canto6: Wait
[Stephanie […]

“World’s Ugliest Dog” dies at age 14…
Link

I’m pretty much speechless on this one.
Disgusting

Ever feel like walking on broken glass, dipping your hands in molten lead or laying on a bed of nails?
If you said yes, you’re a nutty bitch.
Just like David G. Willey.

Once again, I play some mellow tracks you might not expect. I even take a little foray into some pop-type music. So….we’ll see what you think. I’m taking some chances once more, and I hope you’ll enjoy the choices I made. And next Tuesday, I prove to you that Rocketsauce isn’t the only MFJ show […]

This Parallel Universe Exclusive will make little sense unless you read Anto’s previous post.
Although you may find it funny regardless…
Slightly NSFW!
Click “Show More” if you are ready…

In case you can’t find Anto’s Post (and Monkeypup’s post that lead to Anto’s Post), you can find them:
HERE - Monkeypup’s
and
HERE - Anto’s

God help the spawn child of Tom Cruise and little Joey, even the latest Scientology creation is getting in on the latest vibration antics.

If it’s not the gayest movie ever made, then Rent’s trailer is pretty damn deceptive.
BTW, the link is included to be thorough. I don’t actually recommend you watch the damn thing. This post’s humor is predicated on the fact that you may have accidentally seen the stupid trailer.

Thanks to my boy Stinger for forwarding me this product link. Similar to the ibuzz ‘Paloo posted about a few days ago, but with a nice strap-on interface. The product pic kills me. Who buys a vibrator for their leg??

I always love to see a news story of a would-be thief getting his (or her) ass handed to them by their victim. It’s especially interesting (and news-worthy) when said victim is old as the hills.
Not to mention on an Oxygen tank!

One of the most interesting articles regarding the future of Google and the web that I’ve read. Not the usual “Google’s going to do this or that.”
Well worth the read

There’s a list in my mind of things that make a nudie gallery good or bad. Up until a few minutes ago, there were some things that weren’t on my list of bad things, yet now are firmly engraved there.
They are:
Ashtrays full of cigarette butts and ashes.
Tattoos on breast, nipples and twat
A pussy pug
Enjoy

Convicted pedophile, William R. Egerton, was invited to speak to a group of 5th graders on Veteran’s day.
Talk about putting a kid in a candy store…..

Not sure how those who support teaching intelligent design in schools feel about the fact that more and more higher-ups at the vatican are
refuting intelligent design…
“Intelligent design isn’t science even though it pretends to be,” the ANSA news agency quoted Coyne as saying on the sidelines of a conference in Florence. “If you want […]

First thing to keep in mind when opening a sex parlor masquerading as a tanning salon?
Buy some tanning booths.