Man. Man. The songs this week kick more ass that should be allowed by the law. Turn your shit to 12 and get ready to rock the fuck out.

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Artist: Overloaded
Song: Hellfire
Album: The Hellfire EP
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Artist: Brand New Sin
Song: Freight Train
Song: Black and Blue
Album: Recipe for Disaster
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Artist: Stereotactic
Song: Sweet Denial with a taste of […]

Here’s some music that’ll get you smiling. Guaranteed.
Enjoy
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Artist: 20 Minute Loop
Song: Ambassadors
Album: Yawn + House = Explosion
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Artist: Maritime
Song 1: Tearing up the Oxygen
Song 2: Parade of Punk Rock T-Shirts
Album: We, the Vehicles
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Artist: Elizabeth Harper
Song: Let me take you out
Album: Self-Titled (get it at site)
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Artist: Cameron Ember
Song: Mourning Song
Album: Upcoming The Convenience […]

If I were going to open a new restaurant, I’d sell nothing but penises from random animals. Because, even if it was controversial, it would be unique. Because no one in their right mind would ever think of opening a restaurant like that.

Calling all dogs! Calling all dogs! San Francisco needs you to power our city!!!
Don’t worry, we will not put you in hampster wheels (although that might be a good backup supply of power), we just want your poo!
You (may have) read it here first!
P.S. - If you are any other animal, go away!

Would you fuck a ghost? I would. I’d show her a good time. Why not? As we all know, sex with ghosts isn’t cheating, right? I’m sure it says that somewhere. All I’m saying is I would not have a problem having dirty, dirty sex with a ghost.
I’d have to pass on double teaming her, […]

Check out this gallery of cartoon animals in their underpants. Just as great as it sounds.

Patricia Waller is crazy, but it’s the kinda crazy I like. Her yarn creations are works of art. Demented art, but art.

Man. Man. You need to go to Brandon Bird’s site and click on EVERY. DAMN. LINK.
This guy’s art is fantastic. Seriously worth your time.
Some of my favorites:
Bo and Luke fight the cavemen
Star Trek meets Vermeer
Michael Landon and a squid

Why the homage to “Wizard of Oz” in the cover art? You should figure out a few minutes in. As far as the episode goes, get ready for some ass-kicking hard rock. You’ve been warned.
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Those who worship the God of ROCK!Artist: Black Leaf CloverSong: Stepaside
Artist: My Great EscapeSong: Time is your EnemyAlbum: Time […]

Not sure why the title is written all Yoda style, but you get the idea. Here’s some more bad porn. (NSFW)

A theory about early man being more on the prey end of the food chain.
If you are interested, you can read more about it here.

Are you ready to see these two seniors face off in an explosive match of Battlefish? Of course you are! Our returning champion, Kester Johnson faces off against upstart newcomer Bill Dangus in a fish catching battle that will blow your mind. IT. WILL. BLOW. YOUR. MIND!
Okay, enough nonsense. Starting with this week’s show, I […]

There is a lifelike android fashioned after eclectic sci-fi author Philip K. Dick. Said robot can carry on realistic conversations with people. Said robot is also missing.
Is it wrong to be pissing myself in fear right about now? An android with advanced A.I. is out wandering the world, with a personality that was fashioned to […]

“Through a Scanner Darkly,” a new movie by Richard Linklater (based on a book by Philip K. Dick), looks confusing as hell. But damn if it doesn’t also look good. Check out the trailer here.

“You Said No one would get hurt.” From Lifemeter’s Art Gallery

Lifemeter Comics is a site you can enjoy for hours. Well, if you’re a geek like me who enjoys both comics and videogames you can. In addition to a great collection of video-game inspired comic-strips, they have an amazing art gallery.

Worth 1000 is one of my favorite sites. There are some talented photoshop using motherfuckers out there, and Worth 1000 keeps them on their toes with interesting challenges and themes. Last week’s was making Round things square.
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Well, it’s not exactly bad porn, but really not what I want from a nudie picture… (NSFW)

Actually, this is Clover (the momma black and white colobus monkey) and her first born (Yet to be named, but leaning toward K.R. Jr.) This took place at the Melbourne Zoo and supposedly Kid Rock had nothing to do with knocking up Clover. That was just a vile rumour. It was […]

I have an idea. It may be stupid. It may not be. Here it is.
Post a racist joke in the comments. But make it completely baseless, confusing or ridiculous.
If I see any of the real deal, consider yourself banned, buddy.
Examples:

Q: How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It depends on whether […]

Don’t worry, as far as I know Kid Rock and Scott Stapp don’t have sex with each other on the tape. But this story includes links to a preview of a sex tape that should be out later this year that features dirty Kid Rock and gross Scott Stapp being blown by groupies.
Note to the […]