In related news: Glue is sticky, dogs have fur and Sir Mix-a-lot likes large rear ends

January 23rd, 2007 by monkeypup in Misc, movies, humor, sex

In a story that should come as a surprise to no one, the New York Times has written an article stating that High-Def and Porn Films don’t exactly go together like peanut butter and chocolate. Wow. What a shocker. You mean people aren’t interested in seeing breast implant scars and ass pimples? What gives?

“The biggest problem is razor burn,” says Stormy Daniels, an actress, writer and director, adding “I’m not 100 percent sure why anyone would want to see their porn in HD.”

Well said, Stormy, well said.



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