So CBS is planning a new “Pirate-Themed” reality show. What that exactly means is beyond me, but I’m sure intrigued. Ideally, it would involve cannons, death, rape, pillage, dysentery and sword fights. However, considering the name of the show is “Pirate Master,” it sounds more like something you’d find at gaypiratemovies.com. Rob Burnett, the mastermind behind every reality show you’ve ever seen, is spearheading this one so I’m thinking it will be actually be a mix of stupid challenges, eliminations and people you wish you could kill. Dressed like pirates. Who may or may not be into gay sex. I can’t wait.
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Parrots… you forgot the parrots
And the zombie monkeys…
What the hell….let’s not forget scurvy, aaarrrrgggghh, me matey, is ben so long before i have fruit.