You and I are likely very different people. I’m opposed to the death penalty. I avoid killing bugs if I can, instead picking them up and taking them outside. If I see an animal in the road, I’m one of those stupid people who brake and swerve wildly to avoid hitting it. Shit, I even avoid killing wolves in Oblivion because the sounds they make are too close to that of a real dog getting hurt. When it comes to things like this, I’m not much more than a little girl.

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If you’ve ever gone into battle with a poorly armored mouse or cat, you know the importance of properly outfitting your pets. Thank god that Jeff Deboer is there to help us out. His well-crafted armor for mice and cats is everything you could want out of pet armor….Okay, all kidding aside, this is just weird. Cool, but weird.

If you are a prurient or lascivious person, this link to the Britney Spears sex tape will be of interest to you. If you are neither of those things, or if you don’t know what that means, you’ll still like it.

This is probably one of the funniest commercials I have seen in years. Not much more to say than that.

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Here’s a little video about a cute giraffe. He may be a giraffe dying in quicksand, but he’s cute nonetheless.