After being pulled over for a busted car light, a man who was in possession of almost 20 bags of weed, took off down the highway when he feared that the police officer was suspicious of him. The weedman then began emptying the bags of weed out of his window as he drove down the road.
When the cops finally stopped him with a set of spikes, they found him covered in weed.
After hearing via police scanner that there was a man throwing weed out of his car, several people showed up on the interstate to gets them some.
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I am done with Dave Chappelle. Don’t get me wrong, I still love everything he has done in the past and I’m sure I will continue to enjoy repeated viewings of Half Baked and old Chappelle’s Show episodes for years to come. But after watching him on Oprah today, I decided I don’t give a shit if he continues with the show and I could care less if he makes another movie.
First off, I would like to point out that Dave conveniently enough decided to explain himself after almost an ENTIRE YEAR out of the public eye, right at the beginning of a sweeps month. For those of you that don’t know, sweeps months (every February, May, September, and November) are those special times of the year when TV show ratings are heavily collected and all of the networks pull out all of their “very special episodes”, “special guest stars” and big story lines. I love the sweeps months because you always get new episodes of every show. If you weren’t aware of this phenomenon, pay attention…you’ll know when sweeps is over when your favorite shows begin airing repeats again.
So…how is that for timing on Dave’s part? I’m sure Oprah (or any number of other outlets) would have had him on at any time throughout this past year. It just so happens that he needs to get this shit off his chest during a sweeps month. What a HUGE get for Oprah. But you might be thinking, sure this benefits Oprah, but what does Dave get out of it? Well, if you watched the episode you probably noticed a big plug for Dave’s upcoming movie entitled “Dave Chappelle’s Block Party”. Hmmmm…interesting. So guess what? The fucking movie is coming out in less than a month! What amazing timing for all of this to happen.
Now on to the things he said that pissed me off.
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That’s not just my personal opinion, it is apparently also the opinion of the powers that be on the set of Lost. They are so irritated with Michelle’s behavior both on and off the set, that they are trying to figure out a way to kill off her Ana-Lucia character as soon as possible. Woohoo!
I hated the Ana-Lucia character from the first time they introduced her on the island and wished she would just drop dead. There was nothing redeeming about her character, even after the flashback. And don’t try to pull that ’strong female character’ shit with me. Her character isn’t ’strong’, her character is just a cunt.
Sounds like there’s a strong possibility that Michelle Rodriguez is just as big of a cunny as her Ana-Lucia character. Good riddance to bad rubbish I always say…okay I never say that, but sometimes I think it. So bring it on Lost, the sooner the better. And do me and everyone else a favor and subject her to the most insanely painful death that ever was.
Thanks in advance.
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Dave Chappelle is supposed to be on Oprah tomorrow (Friday, February 03) to explain why he fled to Africa last year in the middle of filming Chappelle’s Show. I can’t wait to hear what he says. Oprah is huge a celebrity kiss ass though so it will probably just be a bunch of fluff. Maybe something like this:
Oprah: Why did you disappear like that Dave? You had a $50 million deal with Comedy Central and an incredibly popular show. What happened?
Dave: I don’t know man, I don’t know.
Oprah: Was it just too much? The pressure of having such a huge deal like that?
Dave: Yeah man, I guess it just got to be overwhelming you know.
Oprah: (rubbing Dave’s arm) I know, I know…it’s hard.
Dave: Word
Oprah: But you have to remember your spirit. Good for you.
Yeah, probably won’t be anything like that.
By the way, I can’t help but think that maybe Oprah is forcing Dave to come on her show. If any of you have read this, you know that there is a possibility that Dave fled to Africa because of Oprah and the rest of “The Dark Crusaders”. If the “Chappelle Theory” is true, then isn’t it possible that Oprah took over Dave’s TV set once again and threatened his family if he didn’t go on her show? It is sweeps time after all. I’m just saying.
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So these four guys got together and decided to put themselves up on eBay as the winning bidder’s new best friends…for the weekend. They offer to hang out, drink with you, eat sausages and not bore you for a weekend in February. I don’t know what makes these guys so special or their offer so appealing but since they opened the bidding, 107 people have bid on them and they are currently going for AU $60,200 (about $45,000 american…that’s just under $37,600 EU for you Anto). WHAT??? Several other people are now offering their friendship services on eBay hoping to rake in a little cash of their own.
Every time I see a story like this, I wonder why I didn’t think of doing it. You know, like the guy that threatened to kill his bunny if he didn’t get a certain amount of money by a certain date, the person who decides to claim that their sandwich looks like elvis or whatever,or the chick who asked for boob job money… now this friend for the weekend bullshit.
I am currently accepting bids to give you the opportunity to clean my bathroom for me for an entire month! Eh, I might even make you a sandwich when you’re done.* Top that man-whores!
*Said sandwich will NOT have an image of Elvis on it.**
**If said sandwich does have an image of Elvis on it, I reserve the right to take the sandwich and sell it on eBay.***
***No replacement sandwich will be offered.
Three brothers, in a vehicle, watching porn. They get hungry and go to McDonald’s. To ensure that they don’t miss any of the hot porno action, they go through the drive-thru. Unfortunately for them a woman behind them in line at the drive-thru called the cops to complain.
Personally, I’m more of a porn and Taco Bell kinda girl.
Oh man, if I had a dollar for every time I accidently called the cops to report that my weed was missing, I would have…zero dollars. But that’s just me. This genius pretty much knew who stole his weed, led the cops to said weed thief and then went in to claim his stolen weed.
If that wasn’t bad enough, the cops refused to accept the pizza being delivered to Smokie McPot.
Bummer dude.
If you want to listen to some kick-ass hard rock or many non-rock rambling conversations, this is your show.
Said conversations may skirt the following topics: The Demon Zarathos, the rise and fall of our robot overlords, the upcoming Music-To-Slaughter-Children-To-Fest, some of the many brain related sciences and some other stuff I can’t recall.
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The Mp3
The Artists:
Premium: Ghost Ride
Age of Rust: Love Burns
Velvet8Ball: More and More
Headlok: Ortni
Skitzo Calypso: Hello Mother, Hello Father
Halo: Radiate
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Man, this show keeps getting better and better. Every episode surpasses the one preceding it. If you’re not watching it, you are missing one kick-ass ride.
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From now on, I’ll be hosting one episode of Insomnia Radio: Double Shots per month.
It’s a show that focuses on two artists with a more mellow sound than what you might usually hear on IR.
Here you can eve character Hope you enjoy.
Featured Artists:
Salim Nourallah
-1978
-One Foot Stuck in the Past
From the album “Polaroid”
Alexis Cone
-Oh
-You Won’t Talk
Please support the artists featured on today’s Double Shots, they deserve it!
Website: Double Shots on IRN
Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/irn/ds
The Mp3
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Whether or not you’ve seen the video of Kevin Federline dancing to his own music, you’ll enjoy the remix of said video to the wondrous music known to all the interweb as Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
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Here’s an idea. Let’s make a toothpick out of thin metal strips.
Nothing says clean teeth like bloody gums.
Want a set?
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Rampant “Bigfoot” sightings in Malaysia have caused the government there to get together a group of scientists to find the mythical beast. That sounds like the start of a Bruckheimer movie, actually.
Saddle up, cowboys!
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If you’re over 28 or so, you may fondly remember the above as your first foray into electronics. I know I do. I used this thing so much it started slurring its words. A slurring robot voice is pretty damn cool, but can be hard to understand. Then, I remember taking it apart to see how it worked. That ended poorly. Nothing but a bunch of plastic and wires. Not sure what I thought I’d find in there that would make me say “Ah, that’s how that damn thing works!”
That reminds me that, when I was a kid, I assumed you could build anything with the right parts. Once I gathered up a bunch of nuts, bolts, electrical wires, buckets, chicken wire and aluminum sheeting, in order to make a robot. I was not successful.
Check out the speak and spell here…
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Er..yeah…
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Myspace, the number one social network in the interweb, is the focus of the latest Playboy “Theme-Oriented” pictorials.
Girls of this school, girls of that school, girls of this state, girls from Walmart, girls from Target, you know the ones I mean.
Anway, Playboy wants the hottest girls from Myspace to send them naughty pictures. And so do I, by the way.
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A funny list of things you’re not likely to hear 24’s Jack Bauer say can be found here.
Now give me your list of things Jack is never going to say.
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