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WordPress database error: [User 'monkeypu_blog' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 50000)]
CREATE TABLE wp_ps_data ( time_install int(11) NOT NULL default '0', version varchar(12) NOT NULL default '', max_visits mediumint(8) unsigned NOT NULL default '0', max_visits_time int(11) NOT NULL default '0', max_hits mediumint(8) unsigned NOT NULL default '0', max_hits_time int(11) NOT NULL default '0', max_online mediumint(8) unsigned NOT NULL default '0', max_online_time int(11) NOT NULL default '0' ) TYPE=MyISAM;

WordPress database error: [User 'monkeypu_blog' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 50000)]
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WordPress database error: [User 'monkeypu_blog' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 50000)]
CREATE TABLE wp_ps_visits ( visit_id mediumint(8) unsigned NOT NULL auto_increment, ip varchar(20) NOT NULL default '', url varchar(255) NOT NULL default '', referer varchar(255) NOT NULL default '', platform varchar(50) NOT NULL default '', browser varchar(50) NOT NULL default '', version varchar(15) NOT NULL default '', search_terms varchar(255) NOT NULL default '', time_begin int(11) NOT NULL default '0', time_last int(11) NOT NULL default '0', hits mediumint(8) unsigned NOT NULL default '0', PRIMARY KEY (visit_id) ) TYPE=MyISAM;

WordPress database error: [User 'monkeypu_blog' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 50000)]
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WordPress database error: [User 'monkeypu_blog' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 50000)]
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WordPress database error: [User 'monkeypu_blog' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 50000)]
INSERT INTO wp_ps_data (time_install,version,max_visits,max_visits_time,max_hits,max_hits_time) VALUES (1140125847,'2.0.0',0,1140125847,0,1140125847)

WordPress database error: [User 'monkeypu_blog' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 50000)]
DELETE FROM wp_ps_visits WHERE time_begin < 1137484800

WordPress database error: [User 'monkeypu_blog' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 50000)]
SELECT count(*) FROM wp_ps_visits WHERE ip='209.237.238.224' AND time_last > 1140122247

WordPress database error: [User 'monkeypu_blog' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 50000)]
INSERT INTO wp_ps_visits (ip,url,referer,platform,browser,version,search_terms,time_begin,time_last,hits) VALUES ('209.237.238.224','/category/reality-tv/','','','','','',1140125847,1140125847,1)

WordPress database error: [User 'monkeypu_blog' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 50000)]
SELECT time_begin FROM wp_ps_visits WHERE ip='209.237.238.224' AND time_last > 1140122247

WordPress database error: [User 'monkeypu_blog' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 50000)]
SELECT count(*) FROM wp_ps_visits WHERE time_begin >= -14462 AND time_begin < 71938

WordPress database error: [User 'monkeypu_blog' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 50000)]
SELECT max_visits FROM wp_ps_data

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UPDATE wp_ps_data SET max_visits = ,max_visits_time =

WordPress database error: [User 'monkeypu_blog' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 50000)]
SELECT sum(hits) FROM wp_ps_visits WHERE time_begin >= -14462 AND time_begin < 71938

WordPress database error: [User 'monkeypu_blog' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 50000)]
SELECT max_hits FROM wp_ps_data

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UPDATE wp_ps_data SET max_hits = ,max_hits_time =

WordPress database error: [User 'monkeypu_blog' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 50000)]
SELECT COUNT(*) FROM wp_ps_visits WHERE time_last > 1140125547

WordPress database error: [User 'monkeypu_blog' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 50000)]
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WordPress database error: [User 'monkeypu_blog' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 50000)]
SELECT DISTINCT * FROM wp_posts LEFT JOIN wp_post2cat ON (wp_posts.ID = wp_post2cat.post_id) LEFT JOIN wp_categories ON (wp_post2cat.category_id = wp_categories.cat_ID) WHERE 1=1 AND (category_id = '9') AND post_date_gmt <= '2006-02-16 21:37:59' AND (post_status = "publish") AND post_status != "attachment" GROUP BY wp_posts.ID ORDER BY post_date DESC LIMIT 0, 20

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WordPress database error: [User 'monkeypu_blog' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 50000)]
SELECT DISTINCT YEAR(post_date) AS `year`, MONTH(post_date) AS `month`, count(ID) as posts FROM wp_posts WHERE post_date < '2006-02-16 17:37:27' AND post_date != '0000-00-00 00:00:00' AND post_status = 'publish' GROUP BY YEAR(post_date), MONTH(post_date) ORDER BY post_date DESC

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WordPress database error: [User 'monkeypu_blog' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 50000)]
SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE post_date < '2006-02-16 17:37:27' AND post_status = 'publish' ORDER BY post_date DESC LIMIT 10