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Hee-Haw meets the press
Published by 2 weeks, 3 days ago in news, television, fun and funny. 0 CommentsSo CBS is planning a new “Pirate-Themed” reality show. What that exactly means is beyond me, but I’m sure intrigued. Ideally, it would involve cannons, death, rape, pillage, dysentery and sword fights. However, considering the name of the show is “Pirate Master,” it sounds more like something you’d find at gaypiratemovies.com. Rob Burnett, the mastermind behind every reality show you’ve ever seen, is spearheading this one so I’m thinking it will be actually be a mix of stupid challenges, eliminations and people you wish you could kill. Dressed like pirates. Who may or may not be into gay sex. I can’t wait.
Overheard on “Beauty and the Geek” this week.
Host: “Here’s the shocker, ladies, you’ll have to use your own tools to create a doggy domicile for your new pet.”
Girl1: “what is tools?” “what’s a shocker?”
Girl2: “What’s a domicile?”
Later….
look here
Girl 1: “I can build a dog house if there’s screwing. I’m a good screwer.”
And people wonder why I love this show…
When you care enough to give the very best….
Published by 2 months, 3 weeks ago in Misc, television, fun, humor, funny and music. 9 Comments
SNL’s been kinda uneven this year. There have been a lot of funny sketches, but there have also been a lot of bad ones. A Special Christmas Box is one of the funny ones.
Napoleon Dynamite, eat your heart out.
Published by 3 months, 1 week ago in Misc, television, humor, funny, geek, interview, games, video games, halo 2 and tech. 9 CommentsThis is one of the funniest YouTube videos I’ve seen in a long time. I love this guy. In a Napoleon Dynamite weirdo kind of way.
hardness tester Thanks to Site Insight for this one.
Ahhhh. How I wish to bask in your warm glow, my lovely Siemens monitor. My precious. MY PRECIOUSSSSSSS!
Sorry. Just had a moment there. I need to change my underwear.
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