I wish a hundred fake zombies would come to my town. Just so my brother and I could activate our secret Zombie defense plan. It’s always good to test these things, you know.
Anyway, here are some lucky Vancouverites.
Keywords: zombies, mush-mouth, vancouver
it’s all fun and games until a fake zombie gets their head blown off. i would have to be warned many days in advance.
Totally, MH. If I woke up, looked out the window, and saw this, the headlines on the evening news would read “47 Dead in Prank Gone Horribly Wrong”.
I remember a few years ago seing a news story about some sort of toxic gas leak at a PA military base. I had turned on the news at 3am after a night at the club, and I was tired and drunk. It took all of my willpower to prevent myself from jumping up and down in excitement and glee. I firmly believe that what this society needs is a good apocalyptic scenario, and zombies would be the most stylish of armageddons.
These guys would probably have beaten me to the zombie killin’.
Nice links, Dan. I’ve got the survival guide already, but the other site was new to me. And I agree, MH and I would tear through six or seven of these guys before we found out the truth. And it would serve them right.
Believe it or not, we actually do have an in-depth zombie response plan for our families. Where to report, what to grab, etc. We need to write it down, tho. And convince our family to use it. Except for ‘Paloo (who’s on board), they’d all laugh at us.