Apparently, my favorite little baldie has gotten her current boyfriend’s initials tattooed somewhere on her body. She’s not saying where, but she claims it’s an area only seen by him. Can’t she learn her lessons vicariously through Angelina Jolie like the rest of us?
Silly little bitch. Not to mention, who the hell gets the initials ‘T.P.’ tattooed on their vag?
Because we at Monkeypup strive to get you that little something extra, here’s an exclusive x-ray pic of said tattoo. NSFW, Bitches!


5 Responses to “Eva Longoria is retarded”  

  1. Gravatar Icon 1 MonkeySpank

    i’ll bet that having laser surgery to remove a tattoo from one of your pink parts (or near one of your pink parts) hurts like a son-of-a-bitch…

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Hot Nikks

    A more universal truth than the headline of this post has never been uttered…

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 ryandogga

    evas a bloody hot

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Monkeypup

    Nothing wrong with stupid chicks that are hot. Easier to get in bed. Easier to dump.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 MonkeySpank

    truer words were never spoken, monkeypup… what would i have done my sophomore, junior, senior (and whatever the two after that are called….) years had it not been for impressionable freshman girls wanting to get in good with the best sororities (ole’ cory happened to be around the block a few times, and he knew girls in all the best houses…) nothing like cruising “freshman orientation” in the summer time for girls who will soon be attending your university… especially when you’re in your good friend’s white BMW M3… impresses those younger girlies, you see… (and a great deal of the older ones, too… which is why you would often see me riding around in my friend’s cars…)

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