How stupid can people be? Wait, don’t answer. It’s what we non-stupid folks call a rhetorical question. But seriously, if it wasn’t for stupid people, I’d certainly have a lot less to blog about. So thanks, America’s ever-more-murky gene pool. Thanks for the memories. Thanks for stories about people so stupid that they think scheduling a “Ghetto Talent Show” topped with a Watermelon eating contest isn’t offensive.
God Bless you, stupid people. God Bless you all.

i heard the butlering part of the talent show is fantastic.
Being the white devil that I am, I’m not up on my bible. But I wonder if they really mention watermelon in it.
Genesis 78:45- And on the thirty-second day, God formed the watermelons, saying “Eat of these and be happy, but do not eat from the forbidden watermelon in the freezer, for I hath saved it for the Halloween party”.