You’re the bestest president EVER!

Ms. Emperor

Harriet Miers, the close friend of Bush’s who he nominated to join the supreme court, is ga-ga for Bushie!
These letters are pretty much conclusive proof of that, don’t ya think?

And serisously…this chick looks like the emperor from Star Wars, right? That can’t be a good sign. Last person you want on the supreme court is the Emperor…

Monkeypup

Keywords: , , ,
1 lonely comment: Give it a friend!

Ask me anything you like, son.

Time to make some money!

Once the initial shock of human suffering has abated, the companies with ties to the Bush White House start making money. I imagine them rubbing their hands together any time something happens that horrifies the rest of us.

We’ve seen it with 9/11, Iraq and now the recovery of the areas hit by Katrina.

Sigh…..What more is there to say anymore?
And will it ever matter?

Monkeypup

Keywords: , ,
3 comments: Join the discussion!

Back to you, Chris Tucker

Kanye West is a god. During a live NBC telethon for the victims of Katrina, Kanye busts a tirade on Bush and the slow response of the federal government. The whole thing is great, but the last sentance is the killer. Seeing Mike Myers caught like a deer in the headlights is pretty funny, too.

Click this shit!

Monkeypup

Keywords: , , , ,
1 lonely comment: Give it a friend!

Don’t Worry, Be Happy

A song for the times, by our good friend, G.W. Bush.

Over the past week, many of you witnessed a tragedy of unprecedented scale on the TV sets in your living room. Other folks witnessed the tragedy firsthand on the streets of their troubled city. But I am not speaking to this second group of Americans, since they are not watching this address on television, because their televisions are under water. And if they are watching this on television, it is probably a looted television, although where they are getting cable from I don’t know.

Monkeypup

Keywords: , , ,
5 comments: Join the discussion!

Choking on my own rage here…..

It looks like the president’s policy not to meet with the mothers of soldiers in Iraq only extends to mothers who disagree with him. Now he’s trotting out a pro-war anti-Sheehan puppet mother, Ma Pruett, on tour with him. He’s also saying that “America lives in freedom because of families like the Pruetts.” I guess that means that we don’t live in freedom because of the sons and daughters that have fought and died for our country whose parents’ disagreed with war….
Dick

Monkeypup

Keywords: , , , ,
6 comments: Join the discussion!

I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!

Leave your captions in the comments. Or don’t. You don’t have to listen to me. I’m just some jerk with a website.

Monkeypup

Keywords: , , ,
6 comments: Join the discussion!

Fuck Iraq, I need some rest

I try to stay away from politics on my site, mainly because once I get started it’s hard to stop. But this article about Bush’s penchant for vacation is too hard to pass up. Since Bush was elected in 2000, he has been on vacation 20% of the time. Process that for a minute.

20%. That’s more than 10 weeks a year. Most of us are lucky to get 2 weeks a year. I know a lot of people who have to make due with 1 or less. And most of us don’t have Iraq, Iran, the economy and a myriad of other important issues to deal with. Shit. I feel guilty taking vacation, and I’m just a cog. I think I’d have a hard time taking any vacation at all if I were president, let alone 5 times as much as I take now.

Sigh..I think I’ll quit now. Too much anger makes my fingers curl into fists. Which impedes my typing.

Monkeypup

Keywords: , , ,
2 comments: Join the discussion!

Uh, Mr. President, there’s a woman in your driveway..

I find this article in the New York Times a fascinating look into the war in Iraq, the political climate in America, a mother’s love and the reasons why her story’s not going away. If you don’t have an account with the NYT, the entire article is after the break.

Mr. Bush did not know her son’s name when she and her family met with him in June 2004 at Fort Lewis. Mr. Bush, she said, acted as if he were at a party and behaved disrespectfully toward her by referring to her as “Mom” throughout the meeting.

Monkeypup

Keywords: , , , , , , ,
2 comments: Join the discussion!



About

Recent comments

Them pens is good eats!

Douchebag Deluxe

Who wants some Coffee-beer?

Pure Fucking Insanity

Win an XBox 360

» Comments RSS feed

Featured Jerkstore Item



Polls

What is your Drug of Choice?
 Mary Jane
 Caffeine
 I'm no stinkin' druggie!
 Nicotine
 None of the above

View Results

Polls Archive


my flickr