Week 3 begins with an almost insurmountable lead gained by yours truly, the inimitable monkeypup.
(That’s right, kids, I gots me one hella fine vocabillary)

Monkeypup:
Starting Weight: 219
Current Weight: 200
Loss: -19

Monkeyhead:
Starting Weight: 225
Current Weight: 220
Loss: -5

Pending a drastic eating binge on my part or some radical type of surgery on MH’s part, I think this one’s mine.