Most boring group of naked chicks hanging out in a room together…ever.

Thanks to Norante for this one…

This photo set is hilarious. That’s that, then.

If you like the occasional pictures of cute, baby animals, then click here. If you don’t, I guess you’re a miserable fuck, then, aren’t you?

This is a neat little site that allows you to take a flickr photo and make it into a magazine. My example above.

The spider-man theme I chose reminds me of the announcement I overheard at Walgreen’s today regarding Spider-man towels that were on sale. The lady pronounced his name as if it were a last name. (sounded like Goldman or Silverman). Funny. Maybe she was talking about Gerald Spiderman.

The theme at Photo Friday this week is One. Here’s my entry.

I’m not sure what a house would look like in Acid-land, but I’m pretty sure it’d be something like this.
Who knew places like this existed within miles of my home?

Thanks to monkeypaloo for this one. (Luv ya, baby!)

This profile photo, of my friend’s husband, is reminiscent of certain discussions had during the last Jerkcast.

And, that link, my friends, is definitely NSFW….like more or less everything on my site.

This week’s theme at Photo Friday is Violet. Thus the purplish flower you see above these words. I took the picture at one of the many boring conferences my job requires me to attend. At least something good came out of it.

This week on Photo Friday is Complexity. I think this picture of peanuts I took fits the bill nicely. I’m pretty happy with the level of detail I was able to capture. And considering this was at a wedding reception, you gotta give me some credit.

This week’s theme at Photo Friday is Somber. I thought this picture of my near death at the hands of a teddy-bear was pretty dark. Aw, who am I kidding? It’s about as somber as a gummi-bear rainbow. But it’s the best I could do. The picture was taken by ‘Paloo on our honeymoon. Looking at it reminds me of how wonderful a time that was. A perfect honeymoon with the perfect woman. And Alphonso Ribeiro. Let’s not forget Carlton. Oh. And certainly, let’s not forget Aria Giovanni. Good times.

Something Awful recently hosted this kickass photoshop contest wherein the premise was to take history and make it infinitely more interesting with the addition of cool shit like lasers, superheroes, mutants, robots, etc. One of my favorite photoshop contests in a long time.

If you’re tired of beating your kid, and need a new way to torture them, consider the glamourous field of child pageantry. You can tour the circuit of shows, watching your daughter get judged by pedophiles, hoping to win the grand prize of 6 bucks. Or, you can have Becky Carter make her look like a doll. Either way, you can rest assured that your cild will be in therapy.

This week at Photo Friday, the theme is Candid. I thought this picture I snapped of my wife playing with Sweet P was a perfect fit. But what do I know?

Inspired by previous posts like this and this, I decided to flex my puny photoshop muscles and make these:

Some amazing, amazing pictures of toys in real world settings. Much better than it sounds.

This week’s theme at Photo Friday is Orange. Here’s a picture of my sister that I took from the back seat of my car on a road trip. Seems to fit the color scheme in question…