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January 23rd, 2007 by monkeypup in Misc, movies, humor, sex

In a story that should come as a surprise to no one, the New York Times has written an article stating that High-Def and Porn Films don’t exactly go together like peanut butter and chocolate. Wow. What a shocker. You mean people aren’t interested in seeing breast implant scars and ass pimples? What gives?

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Sir, I don’t believe I ordered this…

September 17th, 2006 by monkeypup in Misc

I don’t understand most fetishes. Dressing up like animals? Beating on people or getting beaten by them? Balloon Popping? And let’s not even get into the more disgusting varieties… I just don’t get it. Hmmm, should I fuck my wife or let her whip my ass? Which would I prefer, a blowjob or watching a girl sit on a balloon? Tough questions….

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