Welcome to the maiden voyage of Rocket Sauce. Turn your speakers up to 11, take off your socks, grab some kleenex and get ready for the ride.
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Songs in the key of Kickass:
Dead Girls Corp: 99 lives, from the I Like Daisies Album
Aiden: Knife Blood Nightmare, from the Nightmare Anatomy album Greatest Song Name, EVER!
LowBuz: What’s Done is Done, from the Breaking Point album
Era for a Moment: The Fire, from the Realize album
Three Man: The Professionals, from the self-titled album
Hello Tokyo: Kick it, from the Radio EP
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Kevin Federline wants to be a rock star but after Britney heard a couple of his tracks, she laughed and told him he’d be lucky to sell ‘a hundred, maybe a thousand’ copies. How supportive.
Stick to what you’re good at Kev, nothin’.

You ready for some Dwayne-Johnson-FPS-BFG-Monster-Killing-Doomy goodness? Did you even understand a word of that? Aw, fuck it. Just go ahead and click this link.


It’s hard to write a review of an album that doesn’t exist yet. But I think I’m man enough to handle it.
Clouds of Confusion is the upcoming album from Swedish band Jeremy. When’s it coming out, you ask? Good question. I don’t know, and I don’t think the band themselves know. But if there’s any justice in the world, it will be soon. Because this band rocks harder than most bands with three or four albums under their belt.
The three songs from the album that are available for download reveal a band that should be poised for success worldwide. But, unfortunately, it’s not the case. It’s yet another case of a truly amazing band that just hasn’t caught the right person’s attention. Their music is hard, but not too hard, with some truly outstanding guitar and catchy choruses.
If these three songs are any indication of things to come, Jeremy will one day be a name known to all fans of great rock and roll. I know I’ll be watching and waiting for that day, if only to say “I told you so.”
You can grab their songs and get some information about the band at their website.

Balancing Point is a phenomenal home-made video of a man ‘calling rocks’ to do his bidding. More or less like Ludo would have done if he had thought about it.*
*Unfortunately, Ludo passed away in 1992, after a fatal gunshot wound received in a drug deal gone bad. The rocks may have been Ludo’s friends, but Crystal Meth most certainly was not.


If you like classic b-movies, and are at all fond of Rocky Horror Picture show (itself an homage to such films), you should enjoy this video and written retrospective. I sure did.
