A ship owned by Greenpeace hits and damages a coral reef in the Philippines.
Whoops!

The owner of the Newark Weekly News suggested an idea to the city council and his paper was awarded a $100,000 no-bid contract for it. What was the idea? To publish only positive news about the city. The paper is only allowed to publish stories based on leads from either the city council or the mayor’s office.
Journalism at its best.

So, the CA legislature has approved gay marriage. Though I am positive the bill will get vetoed by Arnie, it still gives me a shred of hope about my fellow man to think any state (even liberal California) would pass such a bill in the age of Bush.

After more then a week of playing war with Russia, the Chinese military gives the russian participants an end-game picnic.

Mix…
One part stupid idiot
One part screwdriver
One part pistol with a bullet stuck in the chamber
…and get
A Darwin Award Candidate
To read about the adventures of THIS stupid idiot, go here.

It looks like the president’s policy not to meet with the mothers of soldiers in Iraq only extends to mothers who disagree with him. Now he’s trotting out a pro-war anti-Sheehan puppet mother, Ma Pruett, on tour with him. He’s also saying that “America lives in freedom because of families like the Pruetts.” I guess that means that we don’t live in freedom because of the sons and daughters that have fought and died for our country whose parents’ disagreed with war….
Dick

Ahhh. Google’s taking over the internet, and I love it! They’ve just (as of 53 minutes ago) released their new chat program Google Talk.
You can get me at Monkeypup
if you get the program.
You can also use google chat if you use Gaim (it’s written on the Jabber protocol) w/o downloading the actual program.
Me=Nerd.

I’ve decided to become a tester for the nightly builds of the next version of Wordpress, though I’m using it only on my local host. Considering what stage it’s in, I could easily see it chewing up this site and spitting it out in bloody chunks.
For those of you not into the whole back-end software part of things, let me lay it down for you at a basic level.
This site, along with about 400,000+ others, uses wordpress. It’s a highly flexible blogging software that is free and easy to use. Well, kinda easy. But that’s mainly what this post is about.
The reason I bring up testing the next version of Wordpress is because I see changes in it that I think will make a huge wave in the world of blogging. Not all by themselves, no, but in conjunction with some other things coming down the pipe.

My Progs is a pretty interesting concept. It’s like a combination of Delicious and…uh…I don’t know. Somewhere with software.
If you don’t know what Delicious is, it’s a place to dump all the interesting links you find. Not just that. You can also see the links other people save, which links are the most popular and all the links that people use the same tags (like science, tv or music) to describe. Cool stuff, right? Well, imagine that for software. Same basic design, but you link the programs you like best. Others do the same. You can get ideas for software that is popular among users, which is always better than what is popular among the editor of computer magazines…

Well, between this story and this one, I’m inclined to think the baddies from War of the Worlds may, in fact, be real.
Update: Here’s more along the same lines. I’m beginning to get worried….
And on a related topic (that topic being movie aliens), I’d highly recommend you check your local listings and watch Alien Express. It would have to be the funniest Z-movie I’ve seen in a long time. Definitely the funniest Alien-on-a-train movie.

I find this article in the New York Times a fascinating look into the war in Iraq, the political climate in America, a mother’s love and the reasons why her story’s not going away. If you don’t have an account with the NYT, the entire article is after the break.
Mr. Bush did not know her son’s name when she and her family met with him in June 2004 at Fort Lewis. Mr. Bush, she said, acted as if he were at a party and behaved disrespectfully toward her by referring to her as “Mom” throughout the meeting.

There are good reasons I don’t play MMORPGs. The first reason is that 82.5% (according to a number I pulled out of my ass) of all people playing those games are relentless assholes. 6.5% of gamers are guys looking for girls to ‘marry’ in online ceremonies and 6.5% are guys pretending to be girls in order to get ‘married.’ Finding that other 4.5% is far too frustrating for me. So I don’t do it. But I’ve enough experience with on-line games and such to find the following page extremely hilarious. The more you know about WWII, the funnier it is. And yes, I said WWII….

I’m not saying Nicole Kidman’s newest movie role in an alien flick is in any way related to Tom Cruise’s recent movie role in an alien flick. But it wouldn’t surprise me. And, honestly, a remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers is pretty much on par with a remake of War of the worlds, wouldn’t you say?

Wario Ware is one of the most interesting, fun and addictive games I’ve ever played on any version of the gameboy. This game reminds me of one of the mini-games from WW. Try to keep the little evil dude from eating your pointer. Good times.

Tom Cruise sparked an alien scare? And scientology’s not involved?
Something ain’t quite right here, people….

Without geeks, where would we be? I’ll tell you where. In the fucking stone age. That’s where. Well, not all geeks are like Thomas Edison or Bill Gates. Some aren’t interested in making ground-breaking technology or new inventions. Some are just interested in making their gaming platforms into
Star Wars toys.

Most Man vs. the Aliens movies suck. They lack either 1) Balls, 2) Script or both. War of the Worlds has got both in abundance. The script is well written and it’s got balls the size of Cleveland. If you’re familiar with the book (or the previous film adaption), you know the basic premise. Aliens come to Earth, start destroying everything, and we are powerless to do anything to stop them. Completely powerless. Imagine them like boys with magnifying glasses and us like ants. Or better yet, imagine humans as gophers and the Aliens as a construction company, bulldozing the shit out of your home. Which is what’s happening. Earth is, apparently, a pretty nice piece of real estate.

As I am sure you’ve already heard, Howard Stern is heading to satellite radio in January ‘06. You may not have heard of some of the people Infinity broadcasting is thinking of using as his replacement. Like this washed-up rock star who used to hang with the Van Halen brothers… Listen, I don’t even like Stern that much, but even his detractors have to admit there’s no one out there who can easily fill his shoes. But hell, if Diamond Dave doesn’t work out, there’s always Gallagher…

I was at Wonderland and I found an awesome video of two geeks putting the lego Star Destroyer together. They suggested someone put it to song, So I did (right click and save as).
Thanks to Toi Protocol and, of course, Wonderland for this one.
